grabber-gate

There is something magical about the dinosaur shop. Maybe its because I know its really mine when all is said and done. Maybe its because its nice and small and I know where everything is. Maybe its because of the dulcet tones of groaning velociraptors fill the air-- I can't really be sure. But I love it down here and it has drudged up an Annie who I haven't known in a while. She's in a good mood, she's nice to customers no matter how annoying they are, and she works her tail (har) off to the point of a sweat glaze everyday.

I have begun reading the last Twilight book and so far I want to punch Stephenie Meyer in the face once for everytime she says "twinkle lights". Bella and Edward are married, oh happy day, much rejoicing, blah blah and they're off to their honeymoon. As you can tell, I have not read very much yet.

I read the last two Georgia Nicholson books (Love is A Many Trousered Thing and Stop in the Name of Pants!) and they are full of hilarity as usual. They're beyond quick reads but they've made me want to reread the whole series so bravo. They are just so so hilarious. Everyone should read one, even if it must be secretly.

We got these new shirts in at work that are black with different germs all over it and it says in 50's horror movie font "GERMS: Know your enemy". I was wearing it yesterday when I got the nerdiest come-on in all of history... While pointing at dysentery (yes it is on my boob): "Bet you wouldn't want to eat that." He then went on to tell me that there were a few on the shirt he hadn't seen "IRL". My friends seem fixated on the fact that I even knew what "IRL" meant. Everyone knows I am a socially functional nerd.

WHY can't you pet seizure dogs? I want to SO BAD.

Coming up soon... a few book reviews, I'm on the brink on a few, including a book on capitalism that shows off a glowing endorsement from Ron Paul (which I failed to notice when I checked it out). Bet you can't wait to hear why we women-folk actually deserve lower salaries than men.

Also, in case you didn't notice, High School Musical 3 came out on DVD yesterday and all of you should really have a copy. Zefron is hot and there's no denying it so stop trying. I did, and I've been a happier person for it.